We’ve all gotten that mysterious text. You know, the one where you have NO idea who it is or what they’re talking about . And usually, we’d just respond with “wrong number” and go on our way. But these next messages have shown us the light. Here are 7 hilarious wrong number responses for inspiration the next time a random text comes your way.
我们都收到过那种神秘短信。你懂的,就是那种你既不知道发信人是谁,也不知道发信人到底在说什么的短信。一般情况下,我们会回复“发错号码了”,然后该干嘛干嘛。但下面这些短信给我们提供了一些启示。下面有7种回复发错号码的短信的方法,下次有不认识的人发短信给你,你可以试试。
Be specific
1.Be specific
说明确点儿
-John is going to try to get us in to see that house around 7 tonight.
约翰想约我们今晚7点去看房子。
-who is this?
你是哪位?
-Your wife.
你老婆。
-Well seeing as how Im a polygamist you ganna have to be a little more specific
我家里实行一夫多妻制啊,所以你得说明确点儿。
-Sorry wrong number.
不好意思,发错了号码。
Wheres the party
2.Wheres the party?
在哪儿开派对?
-dude are you ready to party!!!
兄弟,一起去派对玩吧!!!
-Umm who is this?
呃你哪位?
-Oh sorry wrong number…Bye!
噢不好意思,弄错了号码……再见!
-…but I want to party.……
可是人家想去派对……
Final destination
3.Final destination
穿越抵达
-hay:)
嗨:)
-hey whos this?
呵呵你是谁呀?
-Jim howls this.
是吉姆在吼吼。
-Im you from the future,Jim.With a message:dont vote for David Grayson in 2020.Tell the world.Also,dont go to Subway on May 9th 2016.A car hits you in the parking lot and breaks your hip.
吉姆,我是未来的你穿越到现在。我要告诉你一个消息:2020年大选的时候千万别投票给大卫·格雷森(美国当代著名音乐家),告诫全世界的人,别投票给他!!还有,2016年5月9日那天别去乘地铁,你会在地铁的停车场里被车撞伤,臀部骨折!
Im a grill
4.Im a grill
我是驴孩儿
-whos this?
你是谁?
-why.
你又是谁?
-Are you a boy or girlll?
你是男孩还是驴孩?
-Im a grill.
我是驴孩。
-whats yourr name?:)
姑娘芳名呀?:)
-George foreman.
乔治·福尔曼(世界重量级拳击手冠军)。
-I thought u were a girl?
你不是说你是女孩吗?
-no,Im a grill.
不,我是驴孩儿。
-oh.
噢。
The fact fairy
5.The fact fairy
实话仙子
-If you were born in September,you were probably a drunken New Years mistake.
如果你的生日在9月份,很可能你是一个喝醉酒酿成的新年错误。
-Well its a good thing I was born in July.=]
啊还好我的生日在6月份!=]
Who the hell is this?
你到底是谁呀?
-the fact fairy!
实话仙子!
Out of this world
6.Out of this world
天外来客
-This is Jason have not talked in a while.
我是“罗密欧”,好久没联系了!
-Jason??this is not Becky...
“罗密欧”?我不是“朱丽叶”啊……
-Ok sorry then.
噢不好意思。
would u send me a pic n I will send u one?
你能发张照片给我吗?我也发给你一张我的?
-This was taken of me this afternoon..
(美国电影《E.T.外星人》剧照)这是我今天下午自拍的……
whats up hommie
7.whats up hommie?
最近好咩,老乡?
-whats up hommie?
(一对年轻同性恋情侣)最近好咩,老乡?
-Not much...btw,wrong number.
(一对老夫妻)还行……顺便说,你发错号码了……
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