中外网友站起来,一起来喷苹果表(Apple Watch)!
槽点一:它特么不防水!
@chris not even water proof. Water resistant wont even stand up to a trip to the shower and holds no guarantees at all. Here we are in 2015 and we cant even see a water proof smart watch..........
PS: Sony has the smart watch 3 which is built with stainless steel and is completely waterproof.
@张帅jeremy 不防水增加了变马赛克机率,洗手粗犷和洗澡不爱摘饰品的盆友切记,古巨基们慎带
小编总结:虽然后来官方追加1米水深30分钟无压力,但是土豪们还是要小心,别泡个澡12万没了==
槽点二: 18小时电量
@Zantorb 18 hour battery life...? So if you wear it all day then you have to charge it every evening....
@Dunedin LG watch can last up to 3 days if used as a watch, 2 if used for checking messages and a hands free device, and a single day if treated like a new toy.
@汪云青-1975 电动车不能出城,苹果Watch不能过夜。
@木木傑L-ing:24-18=6,一天睡不够6小时都不好意思戴表——bill gates
小编总结:以后上班上学迟到了,你们可以这样解释——对不起,我的苹果表没电了……所以记得,以后要把充电宝绑在身上,随关表随充电。
槽点三:12万8一只表?!人傻钱多带你装X带你飞
@Cykosis Sorry fools are soon to be parted with their money
@John Elliot Smith a Karat? Is that like krap?
小编注解:Karat作为黄金(钻石)的重量单位,krap(正确拼法为crap)意为扯蛋,废物……nice双关,get?
@预售小易:卖肾已经不够用了,这次真的要卖身才行么
@ALi_CC君:以后去饭店吃饭买单,边伸手边跟服务员说"你扫我这块表"……
小编总结:以后上馆子就能看到门口招牌写着“扫表享受8折优惠”!快来扫表(biao)啊扫啊扫!所以买完苹果表后我的心情一定是这样的——
名人也来参一脚:
最后英语君借用“我们一直追求完美,但是没有什么是十全十美的."送上一首打油诗:
我们只想开发好表 结果研发越来越biao
我们一直追求完美 结果却是越来越水
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