Scroll through any social media thread and you're bound to see countless photographs of other people's children.
浏览社交网站的时候你一定看过很多别人家孩子的照片。
And while many of them are perfectly pleasant snaps of them taking a nap or playing in a park, there are plenty that the kids are sure resent as they grow up.
尽管大部分是他们睡觉或者在公园玩耍的美好瞬间，但是也有很多孩子们长大后看到会抓狂的照片！
One mother took to social media to post a photo of her son who she had found wearing her knee-high boots while watching television.
一个母亲在社交网站上晒出一张她发现自己儿子穿着她的高筒靴看电视的照片。
A little girl wanted to bring a purse with her to go shopping and her brother took to Twitter to post a picture of what was inside it.
一个小女孩想带着自己的钱包去购物，她哥哥拍下了她钱包里面的东西发布到Twitter上。
The Atlantis Dolphin Bay Instructor asked the little boy to 'gently kiss the dolphin' and so he licked it instead.
亚特兰蒂斯海豚湾教练要小男孩“轻轻的亲吻海豚”，于是他开始舔海豚。
When one child didn't want to have to pay to go swimming, he decided to go snorkeling in the fountains of Notts Market Square instead.
一个小孩不想花钱去游泳，于是他决定在诺丁汉广场的喷泉里漂着。
When one boy was asked if he wanted to dress up as a tiger or superhero, he chose to go as a traffic light instead .
当一个小男孩被问到他是否想打扮成一只老虎或者超级英雄时，他选择做一个信号灯。
A parent caught their son watching cartoons at 3am and noticed he had helped himself to a couple of snacks.
父母发现他们的孩子凌晨3点在看动画片，并给自己准备了一大堆零食。
A child thought that they could go fishing while having a bath and wanted to use tampons as fishing rods to catch fish.
一个小孩认为他可以在洗澡的时候钓鱼，并用卫生棉条做成钓鱼竿。
A little girl decided to make her father a card and put a sticker on it which turned out to be a woman's sanitary pad.
一个小女孩想给父亲做一张卡片,并在上面贴上一个便签，结果她把女生用的卫生巾贴在了上面。
An uncle posted on Twitter a hilarious picture of his young niece photobombing another family's picture.
一位叔叔在Twitter发了一张他小侄女误照进别人全家福的搞笑照片。
One parent was momentarily freaked out when they walked in to find their son watching TV with no legs.
一个家长走进来的时候发现正在看电视的儿子没有腿，瞬间吓坏了。
Taking the instructions seriously, a girl took to Twitter to post a picture of her sister applying deodorant exactly 15cm away from her underarm.
认真遵照说明，一个女孩在Twitter上发布了一张她妹妹在腋下准确15cm处喷除臭剂的照片。
This little boy decided to find a place for all of his carrots and looked incredibly pleased with himself at the end of it.
这个小男孩决定找一个地方放他所有的胡萝卜，放完后他看起来非常高兴。
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