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边读边学  2016-09-26 08:350

假如女性朋友们在给男同胞发“好人卡”时,把内心的真实想法都确实地说出来,会是什意思呢?那就是……咱们做恋人缘分不够,但可以一辈子做最好的朋友哦!



I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don't really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don't you think?

I knew you would understand. You always do.

We're so perfect as friends, you know? I can tell you anything, and you know you can always come to me anytime you need to hear me bitch about work or how ugly I feel. You wouldn't want to ruin a friendship like that just so you could be my boyfriend, and have me look at you with desire and longing in my eyes, if only once—would you? Of course not. Well, if we started dating, it would only complicate this wonderful setup I've got going here.

It's just…you're like my best friend, and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, maybe mess around a little and finally validate the six years you've spent languishing in this platonic nightmare, but then what? How could we ever go back to the way we were, where I take advantage of your clear attraction to me so I can have someone at my beck and call? That part of our friendship means so much to me.

No. We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don't have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego.

Anything can happen once you bring romance in. Think about how awful my last relationship was at the end, remember? The guy I'd call you crying about at 3 a.m. because he wouldn't answer my texts? The guy I met at the birthday party you threw me? I had insanely passionate sex with him for four months and now we don't even talk anymore. God, I would die if something like that happened to us.

Plus, ick, can you even imagine getting naked in front of each other? I've known you so long, you're more like a brother that I've drunkenly made out with twice and never mentioned again. It'd be way too weird. And if we did, then whenever you'd come shopping with me, or go to one of my performances or charity events, or take me for ice cream when I've had a bad day at work, you'd be looking at me like, "I've seen her breasts." God, I can't think of anything more awkward that that.

Oh, before I forget, my mom says hi.

Anyway, you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I'd be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other asshole guys I date and pretend I don't see how much it crushes you. Let's never lose that. That's what makes us us.

Don't worry. You're so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You'll find someone, I know it. And when you do, I'll be right by your side to suddenly become all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her, until she grows jealous and won't believe it when you say we're just friends. But when she dumps you, that's just what we'll be.

Best friends. Friends forever.

相关单词:longing

longing解释:n.(for)渴望

longing例句:

Hearing the tune again sent waves of longing through her.再次听到那首曲子使她胸中充满了渴望。

His heart burned with longing for revenge.他心中燃烧着急欲复仇的怒火。

相关单词:complicate

complicate解释:vt.使复杂化,使混乱,使难懂

complicate例句:

There is no need to complicate matters.没有必要使问题复杂化。

These events will greatly complicate the situation.这些事件将使局势变得极其复杂。

相关单词:desperately

desperately解释:adv.极度渴望地,绝望地,孤注一掷地

desperately例句:

He was desperately seeking a way to see her again.他正拼命想办法再见她一面。

He longed desperately to be back at home.他非常渴望回家。

相关单词:validate

validate解释:vt.(法律)使有效,使生效

validate例句:

You need an official signature to validate the order.你要有正式的签字,这张汇票才能生效。

In order to validate the agreement,both parties sign it.为使协议有效,双方在上面签了字。

相关单词:languishing

languishing解释:a. 衰弱下去的

languishing例句:

He is languishing for home. 他苦思家乡。

How long will she go on languishing for her red-haired boy? 为想见到她的红头发的儿子,她还将为此烦恼多久呢?

相关单词:platonic

platonic解释:adj.精神的;柏拉图(哲学)的

platonic例句:

Their friendship is based on platonic love.他们的友情是基于柏拉图式的爱情。

Can Platonic love really exist in real life?柏拉图式的爱情,在现实世界里到底可能吗?

相关单词:destined

destined解释:adj.命中注定的;(for)以…为目的地的

destined例句:

It was destined that they would marry.他们结婚是缘分。

The shipment is destined for America.这批货物将运往美国。

相关单词:ego

ego解释:n.自我,自己,自尊

ego例句:

He is absolute ego in all thing.在所有的事情上他都绝对自我。

She has been on an ego trip since she sang on television.她上电视台唱过歌之后就一直自吹自擂。

相关单词:passionate

passionate解释:adj.热情的,热烈的,激昂的,易动情的,易怒的,性情暴躁的

passionate例句:

He is said to be the most passionate man.据说他是最有激情的人。

He is very passionate about the project.他对那个项目非常热心。

相关单词:weird

weird解释:adj.古怪的,离奇的;怪诞的,神秘而可怕的

weird例句:

From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来,他好像有点怪。

His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

相关单词:needy

needy解释:adj.贫穷的,贫困的,生活艰苦的

needy例句:

Although he was poor,he was quite generous to his needy friends.他虽穷,但对贫苦的朋友很慷慨。

They awarded scholarships to needy students.他们给贫苦学生颁发奖学金。

相关单词:flirty

flirty解释:adj.爱调戏的,轻浮的

flirty例句:

Add a flirty blouse and cardigan for a super chic weekend look. 再穿一件风情万种的衬衫,搭配开襟羊毛衫,就是超级有型的周末装了。 来自互联网

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