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边读边学  2016-09-15 08:070

How to Start Your Own Country

 

If there is anyone, that has enough time and money to invest in starting his/her own country, I'd love to meet him/her. Even better, I'd love to meet the person that sat down and had enough time to write a book surrounding the idea of creating a country. For one, a country isn't "created" by just one person; and two, land is always readily available, the only part that is started is a name.


How to Pee Standing Up

 

Apparently, being a girl and being able to pee while standing up is "hip." I didn't know women were looking to be more like men. I thought that whole individualism thing was still alive and well today. Would feminists frown or be happy about this book? Peeing standing up gives us one more privilege a man has!

 

How to Speak Cat

 

Speaking cat isn't hard, mainly because cats generally don't listen. Who'd invest their time trying to understand an animal that isn't even seen most of the time? If you wanted to understand all of the different mews and sounds that come from your cat's mouth, this is the book for you.

 

How to Survive a Robot Uprising

 

This seems like a useless book to me. In order for robots to rise up, they'd need to have some sort of control. However, those little things called remote controls, come very in handy to control a robot. Surviving a robot uprising would include the click or switch of a button. Tough! I guess if you're a sci-fi kinda guy you'd enjoy this book.

 

How to Become a Schizophrenic

 

I didn't know people actually could, and would want to "become" schizophrenic. Nothing like being able to allow yourself to become one who hears voices. However, I guess, maybe, it's something worth experiencing. Who knows. On the brighter side, this book does provide many theories as how one becomes a schizophrenic. How to Become a Schizophrenic.

相关单词:readily

readily解释:adv.欣然地,容易地,很快地,立即

readily例句:

I promise all costs will be readily returned.我保证所有的费用会迅速偿还。

Most plastics do not readily conduct heat or electricity.大多数塑料不易传热或导电。

相关单词:standing

standing解释:n.持续,地位;adj.永久的,不动的,直立的,不流动的

standing例句:

After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。

They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。

相关单词:apparently

apparently解释:adv.显然地;表面上,似乎

apparently例句:

An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽,豁然开朗。

He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。

相关单词:hip

hip解释:n.臀部,髋;屋脊

hip例句:

The thigh bone is connected to the hip bone.股骨连着髋骨。

The new coats blouse gracefully above the hip line.新外套在臀围线上优美地打着褶皱。

相关单词:feminists

feminists解释:n.男女平等主义者,女权扩张论者( feminist的名词复数 )

feminists例句:

Only 16 percent of young women in a 1990 survey considered themselves feminists. 在1990年的一项调查中,只有16%的年轻女性认为自己是女权主义者。 来自辞典例句

The organization had many enemies, most notably among feminists. 这个组织有许多敌人,特别是在男女平等主义者中。 来自辞典例句

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