As bishops and priests walk back to the Vatican after a long day they might be dreaming about the the Pearly Gates but they will instead be welcomed back by golden neon gates.当主教和牧师经过漫长的一天后回到梵蒂冈，他们可能在幻想着天国之门

 When the good Lord was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. And a female angel nearby said, "What kind of father is that? If you're going to make children so close to the ground, why have you put fathers up so high? He won't be

A little boy asked his mother "why are you crying?""Because i'm a woman," she told him."I don't understand," he said.His mum just hugged him and said, "and you never will"Later the little boy asked his fat

A Woman's Tears" Why are you crying?", he asked his Mom. " Because I'm a woman", she told him. " I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said," And you never will." ... Later the lit

                                            Prayer for My Mother 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 by Ann LandersDear God,  　　Now that I am no longer young, I have friends whose mothers have passed

The Gift of Life 　　On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, “Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life s

　　　　　　　　　　　　 Interview with God 　　I dreamed I had an interview with God. 　　“So you would like to interview me?” God asked. 　　“If you have the time.” I said. 　　God smiled. “My time is eternity. what questions do

God and FatherWhen the good Lord was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. And a female angel nearby said, "What kind of father is that? If you're going to make children so close to the ground, why have you put fathers up so high?

"Come in," God said to me, "so, you would like to interview Me?""If you have the time," I said.He smiled through His beard and said: "My time is called eternity and is enough to do everything; what questions do you have

　　Consider...YOU. In all time before now and in all time to come, there has never been and will never be anyone just like you. You are unique in the entire history and future of the universe. Wow! Stop and think about that. You're better